{"id":853,"date":"2022-06-09T10:38:24","date_gmt":"2022-06-09T10:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/?p=853"},"modified":"2022-06-09T10:38:26","modified_gmt":"2022-06-09T10:38:26","slug":"love-crazy-one-beautiful-piece-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/09\/love-crazy-one-beautiful-piece-at-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Crazy? One Beautiful Piece at a Time."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Love Crazy?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Love crazy? A friend once said. &#8220;One piece of crazy at a time&#8221;. Good advice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That said, the urge to drop just a few more pieces of crazy is strong, maybe not as strong as the force in young Padawan but close. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.\u201d-Yoda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sorry, couldn&#8217;t resist that one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"917\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-917x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Love Crazy? One Beautiful Piece at a Time.\" class=\"wp-image-854\" title=\"Cynophilist\" srcset=\"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-917x1024.jpg 917w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-269x300.jpg 269w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-768x857.jpg 768w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-1376x1536.jpg 1376w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-1568x1750.jpg 1568w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920-600x670.jpg 600w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/yoda-g51b8a6301_1920.jpg 1720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 917px) 100vw, 917px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Love Crazy, One Beautiful Piece at a Time<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Where&#8217;s all this going? It&#8217;s a fair question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once upon a time, in a vastly different life, I was an avid writer. More than a couple of novels worth in the space of a couple of years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Truth is, I did become slightly obsessed, luckily, not in a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jack_Torrance\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">&#8216;Jack&#8217; Torrance<\/a> kind of way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Had I not been acutely aware of my own shortcomings, I could have easily gone down that road (still could).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Man&#8217;s Gotta Know His Limitations<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Ain&#8217;t that the truth. Let&#8217;s just say that after a couple of close calls with the &#8216;dark side&#8217;, the writing on the wall was plain to see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Lucky you are&#8217; as my little green friend might say. Still, there are worse things and we each have our cross to bear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Having an &#8216;addictive personality isn&#8217;t all bad, as long as you can take a step back and see it for what it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Little More Crazy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s one for you, though you might not think it crazy, maybe eccentric? I have no shame and it makes no odds, it is what it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hit the big &#8217;50&#8217; a few years ago. A monumental milestone and something to be celebrated, for some, me included.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s be honest, it wasn&#8217;t always a &#8216;sure thing&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m going for a double celebration, allow me to explain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Time Waits For No Man<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>In the twelve months or so leading up to my half-century, I decided to let my hair grow. Thinking about it, eighteen months is more realistic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, I was Dan Haggerty from &#8216;The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was method behind the madness. I wanted to do the whole &#8216;before and after&#8217; photo shoot. If I can get the page to insert a small picture, you should see me below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"355\" height=\"342\" src=\"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/My-Fourpercent.png\" alt=\"Love Crazy? One Beautiful Piece at a Time.\" class=\"wp-image-855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/My-Fourpercent.png 355w, https:\/\/patsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/My-Fourpercent-300x289.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><figcaption>The Big 50<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Look at that, it worked. You might have to wait for the &#8216;after&#8217; one though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It has to be said, there is something innately liberating when one &#8216;lets oneself go&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Almost feral, looking at that picture, what a catch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Still Love Crazy? Here&#8217;s Some More<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, when it comes to the concept of &#8216;time&#8217;, I wouldn&#8217;t pretend to be able to compete with some of the great &#8216;thinkers&#8217; who have postulated on the subject matter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Furthermore, I cast aside the philosophical musings of all but one and make way for the only true definition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<strong>People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it&#8217;s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey&#8230; stuff.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tock Tick, Tock Tick<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Time, yeah, I&#8217;m not going to get into it right now, things to do, people to see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, it would be unfair of me to bring you this far and then leave you &#8216;hangin&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being a relative (eyes of the beholder, you understand) young-looking fifty-year-old, I decided to play around with time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From that point forward I decided to start reversing birthdays. Basically, that meant that on each and every subsequent birthday I would go back a year, starting at fifty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a fitting post, as this year I will be forty-five. Why is it fitting? Well, because now I start going back in the other direction, so next year I will be forty-six.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Look, all you have to understand is that I will have gained an extra ten years, boom, have it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As Esther would say, &#8220;Now is a good time for some refreshment&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Until next time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out the <a href=\"https:\/\/patsblog.com\/index.php\/whos-pat-whos-jon-for-that-matter\/\">&#8216;HOME&#8217;<\/a> page, it might help, though I make no promises.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love Crazy? Love crazy? A friend once said. &#8220;One piece of crazy at a time&#8221;. Good advice. 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